student: uh, AASA, could you place the order for me?
AASA: alright honey, do you know what you want?
AASA: ok, i know exactly what you want
student:whatever you order is fine with me
waiter looks at them nods and attends to other customers
AASA and student wait patiently for several hours, student doodles on napkins and AASA chats on phone
waiter comes by with order and promptly leaves
student: i didn’t order this! waiter!
AASA begins to unwrap subway sandwich
student: did you know they were going to give us this crap?!
AASA: i did, but i forgot to let you know
waiter brings check, and looks down nose as you see the total
student: $ X,000?!
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